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Great Instagram Captions for Mustache
- Life is like a moustache. It can be wonderful or terrible. But it always tickles. -Nora Roberts
- There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn’t really much confusion -Tom Selleck
- I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache. -Isla Fisher
- I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something. -Bill Murray
- Being kissed by a man who didn’t wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. -Rudyard Kipling
- No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily – you can write that down. -Sam Neill
- A kiss without a moustache, they said then, is like an egg without salt; I will add to it: and it is like Good without Evil. -Jean-Paul Sartre
- Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn’t a moustache? -James Branch Cabell
- The rest of my days I’m going to spend on the sea. And when I die, I’m going to die on the sea. You know what I shall die of? I shall die of eating an unwashed grape. One day out on the ocean I will die–with my hand in the hand of some nice looking ship’s doctor, a very young one with a small blond moustache and a big silver watch. “Poor lady,” they’ll say, “The quinine did her no good. That unwashed grape has transported her soul to heaven. -Tennessee Williams
- I’m German but I didn’t say that. I have no moustache -Sebastian Vettel
- I don’t have the confidence to pull off a moustache. -Rich Sommer
- Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. -Gilbert K. Chesterton
- I do not think therefore I am a moustache -Jean-Paul Sartre
- They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million. -John Newcombe
- My ‘Movember’ moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell’s, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else’s. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid. -Jenson Button
- A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. -Mel Brooks
- I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my dad would wear a top-hat and tails, put on a fake curly moustache, and hold a pipe. -Bat for Lashes
- Anyway, that’s how it is! Either they obey the law, or they’re expelled!! And make sure they wear their veils correctly…” – “If hair is as stimulating as you say, then you need to shave your moustache!” My father actually said that. -Marjane Satrapi
- I’m a big fan of moustaches. I think it’s because – and this is not Freudian innuendo at all – my father has a moustache. -Amanda Seyfried
Funny Instagram Captions for Mustache
- I can grow a Mustache. What’s your superpower?
- Mustache is a deadly weapon.
- Guns don’t kill people. People with mustaches kill people.
- Mustache Rides
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