Funny Jewish and Yiddish Sayings for Instagram Captions Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house. Don't live in a town where there are no doctors. If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living. He has more in his head than in his pocket. Rejoice not at thine … [Read more...]

All: Used in place of “like.” You know, “She was all…and he was all…” It really gets the point across. As If: Translation: I don’t think so, buddy! Funny how one movie could bless us with one of the most known s slang phrases ever. Bounce: Used to announce an imminent departure“I gotta bounce.” “Let’s bounce.” Bout It-Bout It: A terminology emanating from hip-hop … [Read more...]

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege. Don’t take life so seriously, it isn’t permanent. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. In the end everything we do, is just everything we’ve done. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? Make … [Read more...]

Captions about Tongues for Instagram The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -Josh Billings Teach thy tongue to say 'I do not know,' and thou shalt progress. -Maimonides The tongue like a sharp knife ... Kills without drawing blood. -Gautama Buddha For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It … [Read more...]

“Qui vivra verra” Translation: “He/she who lives, shall see.” “L’habit ne fait pas le moine” Translation: “The vestment does not make the monk.” “Chacun voit midi à sa porte” Translation: “Everyone sees noon at his doorstep.” “Mieux vaut prévenir que guérir” Translation: “It is better to prevent than to heal,” “Petit a petit, l’oiseau fait son nid” Translation: “Little … [Read more...]