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Punny Instagram Captions
- A big shoutout to elevators for always picking me up when i’m down.
- Why can’t a seagull fly over the bay? Because then it would be a bagel.
- With great power comes a great electricity bill
- “My dad: So your sister is trying to talk mom into getting another cat-
- Me: That’s going to be a CATastophe. ??-?
- My dad:…?_?
- Me: You really shouldn’t talk to me if you don’t want me to do that.”
- But why would we remove the wisest of our teeth
- What do you call a sick eagle? “Illegal”
- Eeating clocks is really time consuming
Punny Captions for Beach
- Seas the day
- Be shore to yourself
- Resting beach face
- Having a shell of a time
- Nobody likes a shady beach
- I can sea clearly now
- Aloe you very much
- Life’s a beach
- Girls just wanna have sun
- Sun of a beach
- My life as an aquaholic
- Avoiding pier pressure
- ‘Tis the sea-sun
- Don’t get tide down
- Shell yeah!
- Puns for Instagram Captions
- BECause I need to start my day with a bacon, egg and cheese
- I know this caption is a little cheesy (*see pizza, Mexican food, grilled cheese)
- This bagel is bacon me crazy
- What came first, the chicken, the egg or the Instagram?
- Om-a-lette you finish, but this is the best omelette of all time
- Egg-cellent start to the day
- An egg-stra special start to the day
- Had me bEGGing for more
- Sometimes we just need an excuse to eat cake first thing in the morning.
- Pan cake-cake-cake-cake
- Stacks on stacks on stacks
- Because we all need to pretend to be healthy sometimes.
- Orange you glad I Instagrammed my smoothie this morning
Going bananas for this
Ice Cream, Froyo and Other Frozen Desserts
These bad boys are always in season.
- All for me, none fro you
- I scream for Instagram likes
- Ice ice baby
- (N)ice to see you
- A picture’s worth a thousand calories
- My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
#WCW. Woman Crush Wednesday or Waffle Cone Wednesday?
- Out of con(e)trol
- The cONeLY thing I need
- The childhood tradition that we never outgrew.
- I want s’more please
- Yo, what’s (graham) crackin’
- Momofuku Milk Bar
- But really, if you venture to Momofuku Milk Bar and don’t Instagram it, did you even go there?
- Mo fuku mo problems
- One of the greatest gifts from the French.
- Holy crepe
- Not having a crepey day
- The reason our loves Nutella and Peanut Butter exist.
- Nuttin better than this treat
- Nuttellin me this is real?
- Cookie Dough
- Why even bake it?
- Doughn’t you wish you were eating this too
- Cookie doughn’t you want some
- 3 am or 3 pm…good any time of day.
- You wanna pizza this
- Stole a pizza my heart
- Slice of heaven
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