For your stupid photos, instagram caption is must and here are some top instagram captions for stupid photos.
Instagram Captions for Stupid Photos
- I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger… Then it hit me.
- A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid”
- Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.
- You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. – Steven Wright
- I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
- Have you ever wondered why you can’t taste your tongue?
- If a blonde throws you a grenade…you pull the pin and throw it back! 😛
- I never apologise. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.
- My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.
- The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
- … Then its FREAKIN HILARIOUS!
- Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
- I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!
- You laugh because imm different,i laugh because I just farted..
- Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.
- I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
- Go for the happy endings, because life doesn’t have any sequels.
If you keep chasing yesterday, you’re going to miss tomorrow.
- You know you’re stupid when you wake someone up by asking if they’re asleep.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. – Steven Wright
- Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room.
- Then the worms came…Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…
- The person who laughs last at a joke..didn’t get it
- If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.
- Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. – George Carlin
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- If you don’t know what you are talking about, at least act like you do.
- Second is the first loser.
- Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
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